Shit guys! The world is ending tomorrow! Apparently a bunch of raptors are coming back to take us all away or whatever… just make sure you spend your last hours wisely and not do what I did (get a haircut). Happy doomsday everybody.
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Twitter I think
I mean yeah... I have a blog... it's incredible... whatever... probably the greatest thing you can read ever... stop making a big deal about it...
ABOUT MESELF:
Alright, fine. Here are the ONLY things you need to know about me. And if any of you ask me any other questions pertaining to any other aspect of my life, SO HELP ME GOD I'll fucking punch you:
1.) I will NOT tell you my name. Sharing any personal info like that on the internet only leads to getting raped.
2.) My favorite athlete of all-time (maybe even person) is Jake Delhomme.
3.) My name is Mohamed Alhertani. If you wanna know any other personal info about me (SS number, birth date) just ask. I'll probably tell you.
4.) I often forget alot of things that I say. Sometimes even things that I type.
5.) ......I can't think of a 5th thing.
6.) I have a tendency to use phrases that I don't understand... and vice versa.
7.) I have a brother. His name is Omar. He is 9. He says funny things.
8.) I think Coca-Cola is the single greatest thing that God put on this planet. The only reason I eat, is because it gives me a reason to drink Coke.
9.) I have unbelievably bad luck. It's hilarious. For you. Not for me. At all.
10.) I have a sister. Her name is Nada. She is a Biology major with a 3.95 GPA and is the smartest person I've ever met. However, she says the absolute DUMBEST shit I have ever heard in my entire life. I will be sharing some of her quotes in blog entries.
12.) My favori- wait... thats supposed to be number 11. Not 12. The hell? How do I delete that.. why can't I erase this rant... where is TUMBLR tech support? Is this button it....... nope..... Tumblr how do I delete 12?! lemme kno! -Mo
The BFF List:
(Blog Friends Forever)
Alaina Alevizatos
Aldrin Hewakopara
Alexandria Gordon
Amjad Badwan
Amro Alemam
Anas Al-Sabbagh
Andie Lewis
Andrew Patterson
Andy Dunbar
Ashley Badger
Ashton McGuire
Ayman Badwan
Basel Dahir
Bilal Aziz
Blair Waller Barlow
Bobby Ostrowski
Brandon Cole
Brandon Lehman
Brenda Elaine Barlow
Brett Knighton
Buddy Martinez
Cara Porter
Cathy Hepler
Chris Edge
Courtney Rish
Cristina Said
Dalia Sarryeh
Dana Elhertani
Danielle Spencer
Durkhanai Khan
Elizabeth Autrey
Elizabeth Harmer
Eric Sim
Eric Weber
Evan Palmer
Faizan Khaja
Hala Alemam
Haya Hilmi
Heather Westbrook
Hiba Badwan
Ibrahim Ismail
Jason Blue
Jeffrey Barlow
Jenny Moore
Jermaine Byrd
Jessica Phillips
John Collier
John Dooley
John Duffy
Josh Kellar
Justin Metcalf
Justin Michael
Kara Roache
Kevin Kelly
Kirk Parker
Kylie Gearhart
Lena Abdallah
Lindsay Dellana
Lisa Wilkerson
Margaret Gomes
Markie Baker
Matt Cole
Matthew Said
Meredith Crute
Michael Robbins
Micheal DeBose
Mitch Kamphuis
Mohammed Awadallah
Mustafa Ismail
Nada Elhertani
Nasir Khatri
Natalie Jackson
Naweed Block
Nesren Elhertani
Nick Miller
Omar Elhertani
Omar Khanani
Paul Abbott
Quan Bridges
Rachel Thornton
Ruth Akers
Ryan Didsbury
Safwat Abrahim
Sarah Black
Scott Councelman
Scott Lorbacher
Sean Garret
Shahzeb Khan
Sherita Johnson
Stephanie Mack
Stephen Suits
Tariq Hamed
Thomas Dixson
Trey Vliet
Tricia Mariani
Wayne Thurber
Zack Taylor
Zanib Z
*The BFF list is NOT a rankings list of my friends, it is merely a random list of people who have read my blog and let me know about it... so stop FUCKING freaking out about it!! I'm sorry. BFFs forever or whatever.
Twitter I think
I mean yeah... I have a blog... it's incredible... whatever... probably the greatest thing you can read ever... stop making a big deal about it...
ABOUT MESELF:
Alright, fine. Here are the ONLY things you need to know about me. And if any of you ask me any other questions pertaining to any other aspect of my life, SO HELP ME GOD I'll fucking punch you:
1.) I will NOT tell you my name. Sharing any personal info like that on the internet only leads to getting raped.
2.) My favorite athlete of all-time (maybe even person) is Jake Delhomme.
3.) My name is Mohamed Alhertani. If you wanna know any other personal info about me (SS number, birth date) just ask. I'll probably tell you.
4.) I often forget alot of things that I say. Sometimes even things that I type.
5.) ......I can't think of a 5th thing.
6.) I have a tendency to use phrases that I don't understand... and vice versa.
7.) I have a brother. His name is Omar. He is 9. He says funny things.
8.) I think Coca-Cola is the single greatest thing that God put on this planet. The only reason I eat, is because it gives me a reason to drink Coke.
9.) I have unbelievably bad luck. It's hilarious. For you. Not for me. At all.
10.) I have a sister. Her name is Nada. She is a Biology major with a 3.95 GPA and is the smartest person I've ever met. However, she says the absolute DUMBEST shit I have ever heard in my entire life. I will be sharing some of her quotes in blog entries.
12.) My favori- wait... thats supposed to be number 11. Not 12. The hell? How do I delete that.. why can't I erase this rant... where is TUMBLR tech support? Is this button it....... nope..... Tumblr how do I delete 12?! lemme kno! -Mo
The BFF List:
(Blog Friends Forever)
Alaina Alevizatos
Aldrin Hewakopara
Alexandria Gordon
Amjad Badwan
Amro Alemam
Anas Al-Sabbagh
Andie Lewis
Andrew Patterson
Andy Dunbar
Ashley Badger
Ashton McGuire
Ayman Badwan
Basel Dahir
Bilal Aziz
Blair Waller Barlow
Bobby Ostrowski
Brandon Cole
Brandon Lehman
Brenda Elaine Barlow
Brett Knighton
Buddy Martinez
Cara Porter
Cathy Hepler
Chris Edge
Courtney Rish
Cristina Said
Dalia Sarryeh
Dana Elhertani
Danielle Spencer
Durkhanai Khan
Elizabeth Autrey
Elizabeth Harmer
Eric Sim
Eric Weber
Evan Palmer
Faizan Khaja
Hala Alemam
Haya Hilmi
Heather Westbrook
Hiba Badwan
Ibrahim Ismail
Jason Blue
Jeffrey Barlow
Jenny Moore
Jermaine Byrd
Jessica Phillips
John Collier
John Dooley
John Duffy
Josh Kellar
Justin Metcalf
Justin Michael
Kara Roache
Kevin Kelly
Kirk Parker
Kylie Gearhart
Lena Abdallah
Lindsay Dellana
Lisa Wilkerson
Margaret Gomes
Markie Baker
Matt Cole
Matthew Said
Meredith Crute
Michael Robbins
Micheal DeBose
Mitch Kamphuis
Mohammed Awadallah
Mustafa Ismail
Nada Elhertani
Nasir Khatri
Natalie Jackson
Naweed Block
Nesren Elhertani
Nick Miller
Omar Elhertani
Omar Khanani
Paul Abbott
Quan Bridges
Rachel Thornton
Ruth Akers
Ryan Didsbury
Safwat Abrahim
Sarah Black
Scott Councelman
Scott Lorbacher
Sean Garret
Shahzeb Khan
Sherita Johnson
Stephanie Mack
Stephen Suits
Tariq Hamed
Thomas Dixson
Trey Vliet
Tricia Mariani
Wayne Thurber
Zack Taylor
Zanib Z
*The BFF list is NOT a rankings list of my friends, it is merely a random list of people who have read my blog and let me know about it... so stop FUCKING freaking out about it!! I'm sorry. BFFs forever or whatever.
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